Scour 1333 Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Granted, but each of them have the requirement that your name be Silam to wear them. I wish that I wasn't so cold all the time. T^T 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Owyn 252 Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 Granted. Your house is now a toasty 70 degrees. Celsius. I wish Scour had his "I got banned for being a fucking idiot" banner back instead of the moderator one. 1 1 Quote Spoiler Art by Kaitah Link to post Share on other sites
Kikn 2438 Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 Granted but now everyone's going to know he's an idiot I wish that it would stop getting dark at 3:30pm... 1 2 Quote Kikn | Blank Link to post Share on other sites
Sommanker 645 Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Rob said: Granted but now everyone's going to know he's an idiot I wish that it would stop getting dark at 3:30pm... Granted, it will keep getting dark at later and later times. However, this will only last until the 20th of June, at which point it will start getting dark earlier and earlier, until it's getting dark at 3:30pm again. The cycle will continue yearly for the forseeable future, exact dates and times to vary. I wish for increased motivation in all areas of life. 1 Quote Lvl 200 (Omega 4x) osa. Guild: Sunrising (probably relatively temporary?) kicked. -I'm currently inactive. - Alliance: Idk, but usually ends up being CYGNI/Cygnus. rip doesn't exist anymore lol With lv 140 rogue as an alt. On Echo (was Shika). Also a noob lv 8x Iop on Wakfu, member of Storm Troopers on Remington (if it still exists, haven't checked in a while) kicked Add me on steam (Sommanker) and Battle.net (Sommanker#2834) and Discord (Sommanker#1592). I play a multitude of other games. Latest sig update: 23/03/20 Link to post Share on other sites
Scour 1333 Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 Granted! Your are able to muster incredible motivation in any area of your life - however, as you are a three dimensional creature, you find it impossible to apply this motivation over an area to the volume(s) that you must interact with in the real world. I wish that I am able to successfully type up my research in time. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Owyn 252 Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 Granted. In time, you will be able to. But that doesn't mean your deadline will wait that long. I wish breeding dragoturkeys wasn't so boring. 1 Quote Spoiler Art by Kaitah Link to post Share on other sites
Scour 1333 Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 Granted - Ankama adds genetic collision to Dragoturkey breeding to make the process more interesting and dynamic! I wish that I was more social. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Owyn 252 Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 Granted. However, your new tendency to hang out with people leaves you with so little time to study that your grades suffer and you get removed from your PhD program. I wish the Echo and Merkator servers got merged. 1 Quote Spoiler Art by Kaitah Link to post Share on other sites
Decker 394 Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 (edited) granted. literally nothing gets better and the server is renamed "ToT" i wish that i, but only i, am allowed to multibox on ilyzaelle Edited January 12, 2020 by Decker 1 1 Quote 200 Osa (Echo) | 199 Feca (Ilyz) take a look at my art thread! Link to post Share on other sites
Scour 1333 Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 Granted! In 2024, you find out that you've won a random lottery allowing you to log exactly one other character on Ilyzaelle. However, this is several years after your interest in Dofus has completely died, as you've long stopped caring about the game, so this news has no ability to excite you. I wish that I could prove this fucking lemma. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sommanker 645 Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 (edited) Granted. You successfully prove the lemma, but you do it in such an unfathomably long and complicated manner that nobody else can understand your proof, and you're unable to explain it. Therefore, nobody believes that your proof is actually valid, so you get no credit. You then begin to question the proof too, even though you were sure it was correct (and it is) - you spend the rest of your life wondering about it, leading to a debilitating mindset of self-doubt, as it haunts your dreams for years to come. I wish USB Micro-B cable ends were less flimsy. Broken 3 in the last 5 weeks or so by having my phone fall onto the floor from a table/desk when plugged in Edited February 29, 2020 by Sommanker Quote Lvl 200 (Omega 4x) osa. Guild: Sunrising (probably relatively temporary?) kicked. -I'm currently inactive. - Alliance: Idk, but usually ends up being CYGNI/Cygnus. rip doesn't exist anymore lol With lv 140 rogue as an alt. On Echo (was Shika). Also a noob lv 8x Iop on Wakfu, member of Storm Troopers on Remington (if it still exists, haven't checked in a while) kicked Add me on steam (Sommanker) and Battle.net (Sommanker#2834) and Discord (Sommanker#1592). I play a multitude of other games. Latest sig update: 23/03/20 Link to post Share on other sites
Scour 1333 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Granted. Now when you drop your phone the USB Micro-B cable end will remain perfectly sturdy, neatly bisecting your phone into two equal pieces as it distributes the force of the fall directly into its interior. I wish that my gym was open. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Owyn 252 Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Granted. Your gym is both open and also extremely contagious. Coronavirus spreads rapidly through your school and several lives are lost, including yours. I wish Ankama stopped updating Dofus Retro like all the purists want them to. Quote Spoiler Art by Kaitah Link to post Share on other sites
Sunbathe 867 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 Granted welcome to Dofus Battle Royale! I wish Rob loved me back 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scour 1333 Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 Granted, though you're a little off-put by the fresh tattoo of your face he just got on his neck. I guess you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, though! Certainly don't look into Rob's mouth; he's carved your name into his teeth, one letter per tooth! I wish that things will go back to normal soon. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Owyn 252 Posted March 14, 2021 Report Share Posted March 14, 2021 Granted, but it's "soon" from a long-lived genie's perspective. Things should wind down in 20 years or so. I wish that The Good Place had won the Emmys that it so clearly deserved. Quote Spoiler Art by Kaitah Link to post Share on other sites
Scour 1333 Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Granted, it wins Emmy for Best Appearance of Kristen Stewart in a TV Show. I wish that my partner had more free time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Owyn 252 Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Granted. Getting kicked out of their Masters' program should give them all the free time you want. I wish Kitty-nekos were added to the main Dofus servers. Quote Spoiler Art by Kaitah Link to post Share on other sites
Scour 1333 Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Granted, but they don't add any Ecaflip cards. I wish that Ankama made spells function differently in PvM and PvP. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Owyn 252 Posted May 20, 2021 Report Share Posted May 20, 2021 Granted. All spells remain the same for PvP, but are heavily nerfed for PvM. Of particular note is Spontaneous Return, which is now 0 casts per turn. I wish Mr. Sandman would man me a sand and give him the cutest man car door hook hand. Quote Spoiler Art by Kaitah Link to post Share on other sites
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