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On 7/25/2017 at 2:14 AM, Scour said:

Granted. A block of permafrost unfreezes under you on a trip to the Artic and you "win" a free "giveaway" of revitalized anthrax.

 

I wish that I had the time to learn mathematics and play Dofus at once.

Granted, but it's nearly a year too late.

I wish I needed less than like, 11 hours of sleep.

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Lvl 200 (Omega 4x) osa.  Guild: Sunrising (probably relatively temporary?) kicked. -I'm currently inactive. - Alliance: Idk, but usually ends up being CYGNI/Cygnus. rip doesn't exist anymore lol 

With lv 140 rogue as an alt. On Echo (was Shika). Also a noob lv 8x Iop on Wakfu, member of Storm Troopers on Remington (if it still exists, haven't checked in a while)  kicked

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Granted, you now stop wiping your arse on the curtains and instead use carpet, much like a dog would. I wish I could wish upon a star.

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You beautiful bastard. 

 

Granted. You now require exactly 10 hours and 30 minutes of sleep every day. Your metabolism slows down to synchronize with your new sleeping schedule, wildly throwing off your digestion and caloric intake. You become not unlike a sloth, albeit one with much less fur - though you have the same difficulty going to the bathroom.

 

I wish that my 4 remaining years of grad school will be very successful and fulfilling.

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Granted, but it's exactly one year too late. It was very tempting to wait four years, but it was too likely that I'd forget by then.

Granted, your remaining four years of grad school will be very successful and fulfilling.

Being the omniscient genie I am, however, I notice that you only actually have three years of grad school remaining. 

The success and fulfilment that would normally have been distributed over the course of four years will now be concentrated over three!

However, as a result of all of this success, you will become extraordinarily arrogant, with an air about you not unlike that of an overtly stubborn goose. As a result, you will not be able to get a job which is either fulfilling or in which success is attainable for 10 years. Much to your intensely growing frustration, you will ultimately always be rejected on the grounds that your attitude is not a good fit for the culture.

 

I wish that my upcoming exams go well. 

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Lvl 200 (Omega 4x) osa.  Guild: Sunrising (probably relatively temporary?) kicked. -I'm currently inactive. - Alliance: Idk, but usually ends up being CYGNI/Cygnus. rip doesn't exist anymore lol 

With lv 140 rogue as an alt. On Echo (was Shika). Also a noob lv 8x Iop on Wakfu, member of Storm Troopers on Remington (if it still exists, haven't checked in a while)  kicked

Add me on steam (Sommanker) and Battle.net (Sommanker#2834) and Discord (Sommanker#1592). I play a multitude of other games.

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You son of a BITCH. 

 

Granted. Your exams go well - you place in the 90th percentile - but it's discovered that you used a number 2.5 pencil instead of a number 2. You are ostracized and laughed at by your community and your exams are shredded in front of you while they dance and make merry at your dismay. 

 

I wish that Echo had more people.

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Granted. Several hundred thousand new players start on Echo over the next few weeks, making incarnam as lively as it was in 1.29. This momentum continues, breathing life into the game again.

Unfortunately, the server's economy crashes so hard as a result of this sudden increase in population that Ankama decides to delete all items and all kamas from the game, forcing everyone into poverty.

 

I was going to take this further, but I want Echo to get more people too, might give me motivation to play again!

 

I wish that the tree outside would regrow its leaves a bit faster, so it becomes green once again rather than remaining as the brown eyesore it is at the moment.

 

 

 

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Lvl 200 (Omega 4x) osa.  Guild: Sunrising (probably relatively temporary?) kicked. -I'm currently inactive. - Alliance: Idk, but usually ends up being CYGNI/Cygnus. rip doesn't exist anymore lol 

With lv 140 rogue as an alt. On Echo (was Shika). Also a noob lv 8x Iop on Wakfu, member of Storm Troopers on Remington (if it still exists, haven't checked in a while)  kicked

Add me on steam (Sommanker) and Battle.net (Sommanker#2834) and Discord (Sommanker#1592). I play a multitude of other games.

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Granted, but the leaves are brown and the trunk is green!

 

I wish that I would drop my next Paragon of Powers over the next week.

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Granted, but your changes are only implemented in Dofus Retro.

 

I wish my EAR would stop fucking HURTING.

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Granted, but you lose interest in the game and stop playing yourself.

 

I wish that I'll pass candidacy with flying colors on the first try!

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Granted. No one can come up with a downside, so I got some help from a friend since where one fails, two can succeed. Your wish was so clever that the act of writing it used so much brainpower that for the next two weeks, you will be perpetually fatigued and be unable to effectively perform even menial tasks.

 

I wish for enough food to feed me for life that is all delicious and healthy.

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Lvl 200 (Omega 4x) osa.  Guild: Sunrising (probably relatively temporary?) kicked. -I'm currently inactive. - Alliance: Idk, but usually ends up being CYGNI/Cygnus. rip doesn't exist anymore lol 

With lv 140 rogue as an alt. On Echo (was Shika). Also a noob lv 8x Iop on Wakfu, member of Storm Troopers on Remington (if it still exists, haven't checked in a while)  kicked

Add me on steam (Sommanker) and Battle.net (Sommanker#2834) and Discord (Sommanker#1592). I play a multitude of other games.

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Granted! Access to the food, however, is locked up in several miles of bureaucratic red tape and by the time you finally win the legal rights to possess the food it has spoiled.

 

I wish that my girlfriend would give Wakfu another shot.

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Granted! Your girlfriend becomes a way better Wakfu player than you'd ever imagine, and dumps you for someone of her caliber.

 

I wish that Ankama added more nice-looking guild and alliance logos to the game.

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Granted! However, they have removed Guild/Alliance Emblem Change Potions. Now you have to choose between keeping your progress or letting all the new guilds look fancier than you.

 

I wish I automatically got full credit for the discussion board posts that my school makes me do.

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Granted, you are awarded full credit for every discussion board post you make, but due to integer overflow error, you are graded as if you received a -1 for each post.

 

I wish that I could muster the discipline needed to study extremely well.

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Granted. You can, and always could, muster the discipline to do so, but always and forever decide not to, and instead binge watch that Netflix show your friend's been telling you about.

 

Posting for my friend Cher, who doesn't have an Impsvillage account:

She wishes she could turn back time, so she could find a way to take back those words that've hurt her lover and that he'd stay.

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Granted, but when she reaches the stars and gives them all to her lover, they are instantly immolated by the temperature. 

 

I wish that all my students this semester will do well in class.

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Granted. Every student knows the correct answer to every question because they all cheated instead of absorbing the material. They go on to immediately fail their next courses and the university launches an investigation into your academic integrity.

 

I wish Ogivol gets permabanned from Dofus and has it stick.

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Granted, but anime also becomes real at the same time.

 

I wish that the next Paper Mario game will be absolutely fantastic. Just a 9.5/10 game that knocks everybody's socks off.

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Granted! It does knock everybody's socks off. It's been 5 years since anyone's been able to wear socks without having them knocked off. Everyone has to walk in sandals in order to avoid skin rashes from regular footwear.

 

I wish the next poster can't resist the urge to post a funny GIF in their response.

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On 9/2/2019 at 9:05 AM, Quinotaur said:

Granted! It does knock everybody's socks off. It's been 5 years since anyone's been able to wear socks without having them knocked off. Everyone has to walk in sandals in order to avoid skin rashes from regular footwear.

 

I wish the next poster can't resist the urge to post a funny GIF in their response.

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Granted but the image broke so you'll never know.

 

I wish I won £3 million in the lottery and was fiscally responsible and didn't trust a crook who squanders it all in bad investments.

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Granted. Instead of a crook, you trust it to an upstanding accountant with a history of success who invests it in several stable companies. Unfortunately, people catch wind that the CEOs of those companies made homophobic tweets in 2009, and your portfolio crashes, leaving you with nothing (except a £10,000 bill for your accountant, of course).

 

I wish Ankama put all 5 of Silam's custom ceremonial items into Dofus instead of just 1.

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