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On 7/25/2017 at 2:14 AM, Scour said:

Granted. A block of permafrost unfreezes under you on a trip to the Artic and you "win" a free "giveaway" of revitalized anthrax.

 

I wish that I had the time to learn mathematics and play Dofus at once.

Granted, but it's nearly a year too late.

I wish I needed less than like, 11 hours of sleep.

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You beautiful bastard. 

 

Granted. You now require exactly 10 hours and 30 minutes of sleep every day. Your metabolism slows down to synchronize with your new sleeping schedule, wildly throwing off your digestion and caloric intake. You become not unlike a sloth, albeit one with much less fur - though you have the same difficulty going to the bathroom.

 

I wish that my 4 remaining years of grad school will be very successful and fulfilling.

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