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Genie Game!

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The game is simple...wish for something, and grant the wish of the person before you, but make sure it has a defect... ex.

Person1: I wish for riches

Person2: Wish granted, but the world is destroyed...mwahaha

I wish.....

ill start: i wish i had a new computer


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Granted, but your computer is missing a graphics card.

I wish for a Chocobo.


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granted, but your chocobo is retarded due to INBREEDING

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yea, i wish for a submarine, coz submarines rock, preferably nuclear, thankyou


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After I see your hot cakes, hot cakes.

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the pencil stabs you in the eye

i wish for 4cheeses


if i make no sence just dont give a damn because i want to make no sence

f2p for 2 weeks =[

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Granted. One of the cheeses is made from arsenic. Sucks to be you.

I wish for the ability to teleport!

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Granted, but you can't control it and end up in the center of the Earth.

I wish I had a new floor.


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Granted, But im a terrorist and planted a bomb in your floor, and you ended up exploding into many pieces than i came back and robbed you... i wish for air


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When that happens, I will PvP until I get rank 10 wings; then I will only put my wings up when I am at zaaps.

I will do this because everyone else at the zaap will think I am awesome and cool.

May Vampires R.I.P.

Ghostys Daggersmith and Dagger Smithmagus Service :D

Im tempted to say something i know i shouldnt say......

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Granted. But Quiv farted in it and you died.

I wish to have my college loans paid off.

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granted. But the IRS audits you for paying such a huge lump of money all at once. You go to prison and get syphilis and die like Al Capone.

I wish that nobody grants my wish.


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Granted but only becuase you ate Taco Bell with extra onions and died of E. Coli so you weren't alive to see your wish granted.

R.I.P Douche.

I wish the porn dvd "Onion Booty" was not right next to me on our living room table.


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granted. but now I'm about to put it in my computer and make you watch it.

I wish it wasn't so amazingly hot in here.


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granted,it get's so cold you freeze to death,then i eat your body.le pwnt?

i wish for seks :[


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granted, but i drank all the water and you died

i wish i had a wish

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When that happens, I will PvP until I get rank 10 wings; then I will only put my wings up when I am at zaaps.

I will do this because everyone else at the zaap will think I am awesome and cool.

May Vampires R.I.P.

Ghostys Daggersmith and Dagger Smithmagus Service :D

Im tempted to say something i know i shouldnt say......

GhostOfRazgriz- 18x Sram (Rushu) Banned

Mobius - 10x Panda (Rushu)

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granted but your wish is to watch onion booty. the grossest porn ever.

I wish I had more cigarettes.


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6x Eni 6x Sadi 6x Enu

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Granted, but your cigarettes are fire-proof.

I wish for a pause button.


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granted but you now have carpel tunnel from pushing too hard.

I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a six four impala


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granted, but your rabbit is that evil rabbit with pointy teeth of mounty python, who chews on your neck, and you die...

i wish for a cat that doesnt constantly eat me in the night..


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After I see your hot cakes, hot cakes.

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Granted. But now nothing will ever eat you at night.

I wish for this round of musical chairs to end so I can stop refreshing that damn page at work.

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granted, but you will be eliminated by some sick twist of fate.

i wish dofus wasnt such an addicting drug

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Granted. But the grammar nazi triumphs, because while Dofus is no longer "addicting", it's still addictive.

I wish all English speakers on the planet had perfect grammar :)

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Granted, but you were not affected and had less-than-perfect grammar. Therefore you are shunned from society via angry mob. :)

I wish that people would take their seats in musial chairs.


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Granted. But people took chairs and this one asshole kicked #7 across the room so Nox couldn't get it. xD

I wish for the thin mints back in the freezer in my apartment!

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Granted, however you will shortly discover that eating said mints will give you an unfortunate case of the runnies, resulting in many painful hours spent in the toilet, or walking like a penguin.

I wish for Wish an unlimited number of wishes.


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