Owyn

Once a server has enough people concurrently online, they don't allow logins from F2P players. You'll have to subscribe.

The absolute state of PvM.

Granted. Your gym is both open and also extremely contagious. Coronavirus spreads rapidly through your school and several lives are lost, including yours. I wish Ankama stopped updating Dofus Retro like all the purists want them to.

The entry in the inventory is the daggers themselves, the entry in the Special Spells tab is the attack you make with them. It's the same with all the weapons. Additionally, you can bind a hotkey to use whatever weapon you have equipped in combat. I believe it's set to ` by default (the key to the left of the 1).

Granted. However, your new tendency to hang out with people leaves you with so little time to study that your grades suffer and you get removed from your PhD program. I wish the Echo and Merkator servers got merged.

Granted. In time, you will be able to. But that doesn't mean your deadline will wait that long. I wish breeding dragoturkeys wasn't so boring.

Granted. Your house is now a toasty 70 degrees. Celsius. I wish Scour had his "I got banned for being a fucking idiot" banner back instead of the moderator one.

Yeah last night was a bit of an outlier since Ankama was having issues with their ISP. Massive lag for everyone.

Granted. Instead of a crook, you trust it to an upstanding accountant with a history of success who invests it in several stable companies. Unfortunately, people catch wind that the CEOs of those companies made homophobic tweets in 2009, and your portfolio crashes, leaving you with nothing (except a £10,000 bill for your accountant, of course). I wish Ankama put all 5 of Silam's custom ceremonial items into Dofus instead of just 1.

Dofus is not all mono-server. All of the pre-existing servers (such as Echo) still allow multiclienting, as do all of the Dofus Retro servers. The only mono-account servers are Ilyzaelle and Temporis (AKA the seasonal server). As for the new launcher, it's pretty indefensible. The thing is riddled with bugs, they didn't list the necessary Linux dependencies anywhere, and anyone who played Dofus through Steam needs to find the most well-hidden option I've ever seen in order to convert their account. Rushing the conversion was a mistake.

Granted. Every student knows the correct answer to every question because they all cheated instead of absorbing the material. They go on to immediately fail their next courses and the university launches an investigation into your academic integrity. I wish Ogivol gets permabanned from Dofus and has it stick.

Granted! However, they have removed Guild/Alliance Emblem Change Potions. Now you have to choose between keeping your progress or letting all the new guilds look fancier than you. I wish I automatically got full credit for the discussion board posts that my school makes me do.

Granted. Your thesis defense, however, will take 26. I wish my desk was 25% wider.

Granted, but due to a bug in the drop conditions, all 6 were dropped by your Panda. I wish Ankama would give me carte blanche to redesign Ecaflips.

Well if you had checked the new revamp you would've noticed that they changed all of the self-damaging spells to simply remove a % of your HP instead of actually hurting you, so they don't self-erode anymore.