Owyn

Granted. However, your new tendency to hang out with people leaves you with so little time to study that your grades suffer and you get removed from your PhD program. I wish the Echo and Merkator servers got merged.

Granted. In time, you will be able to. But that doesn't mean your deadline will wait that long. I wish breeding dragoturkeys wasn't so boring.

Granted. Your house is now a toasty 70 degrees. Celsius. I wish Scour had his "I got banned for being a fucking idiot" banner back instead of the moderator one.

Yeah last night was a bit of an outlier since Ankama was having issues with their ISP. Massive lag for everyone.

Granted. Instead of a crook, you trust it to an upstanding accountant with a history of success who invests it in several stable companies. Unfortunately, people catch wind that the CEOs of those companies made homophobic tweets in 2009, and your portfolio crashes, leaving you with nothing (except a £10,000 bill for your accountant, of course). I wish Ankama put all 5 of Silam's custom ceremonial items into Dofus instead of just 1.

Dofus is not all mono-server. All of the pre-existing servers (such as Echo) still allow multiclienting, as do all of the Dofus Retro servers. The only mono-account servers are Ilyzaelle and Temporis (AKA the seasonal server). As for the new launcher, it's pretty indefensible. The thing is riddled with bugs, they didn't list the necessary Linux dependencies anywhere, and anyone who played Dofus through Steam needs to find the most well-hidden option I've ever seen in order to convert their account. Rushing the conversion was a mistake.

Granted. Every student knows the correct answer to every question because they all cheated instead of absorbing the material. They go on to immediately fail their next courses and the university launches an investigation into your academic integrity. I wish Ogivol gets permabanned from Dofus and has it stick.

Granted! However, they have removed Guild/Alliance Emblem Change Potions. Now you have to choose between keeping your progress or letting all the new guilds look fancier than you. I wish I automatically got full credit for the discussion board posts that my school makes me do.

Granted. Your thesis defense, however, will take 26. I wish my desk was 25% wider.

Granted, but due to a bug in the drop conditions, all 6 were dropped by your Panda. I wish Ankama would give me carte blanche to redesign Ecaflips.

Well if you had checked the new revamp you would've noticed that they changed all of the self-damaging spells to simply remove a % of your HP instead of actually hurting you, so they don't self-erode anymore.

You can only use Transcendence Runes on items that have no overmages or exomages, so you won't be able to put one on that cape.

I'm staying on 0% forever now.

%Final damage, %Melee/Ranged damage, and %Spell/Weapon damage are additive with themselves and multiplicative with each other. So something like Cloudy + Decadence would be 135% damage (100%+20%+15%), but if you also had a Four-Leaf it would be ~154% (1.35*1.14) instead of 149% (1.35+0.14). And I agree, even turns deserve some love.

Paying 15mk for AP or 13mk for MP 290+/300 Vit 95+/100 Int 31+/40 Agi 31+/40 Wis 11+/12 Heals 1 Summon 0+/15 Filzpunkte 10/10 Fire Damage 7+/10 Air Damage 11+/15 Air Resistance 7/7% Earth Res 7/7% Water Res