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Status Updates posted by Coopers

  1. i will end ur life

  2. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

  3. when r we doing cute tiktok dances together :^( I want to orange justice wit u

    1. Sunbathe


      lol youre not invited to the hype house loser 

    2. Coopers


      i've purchased a fortress in the ukraine it's my meme fortress u can come i guess check it out on my youtube page 'sick memes for eastern European teens'

  4. Coward where have you been all this time/all my life

    1. Sunbathe
    2. Coopers


      rip in pepperonis

  5. Vote for me as president of the United States of America as well as imps mod by martial law this is now a democratic process god bless the USA

    1. Tamamo-no-Mae


      I would report this post but rob will take my report privileges away


    2. Coopers


      @Germy buddy i will end your life

    3. Kikn


      @Tamamo-no-Mae brill idea I hadn’t actually thought of that yet 

  6. haha i think ur a respectable and lovely human being


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    2. Coopers


      nope it is broken maybe forums are bugged

    3. Sunbathe


      hm ok will report mysefl 

    4. Coopers


      report urself irl

  7. kill yourself

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    2. Coopers


      are you still not done? hurry up

    3. bobeur


      jokes on you I changed my mind

    4. Coopers


      xd kill yourself already i need a good laugh today

  8. hi im a big fan

    1. Astrology


      im bigger fan c:

  9. ur my fav tell alex to kill himself

    1. Filthy Weeaboo

      Filthy Weeaboo

      wtf i am not fave??


  10. cunt i will fuck u up

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    2. Filthy Weeaboo

      Filthy Weeaboo

      that explains why u said that thing 

    3. Astrology



    4. Coopers


      hi damian thx u 2 xd

  11. you're a waste of oxygen

  12. J A H O O R B O Y S

  13. happy birthday junnsim

  14. happy birthday junnsim

    1. Junnsim


      fk not here pls

  15. Hello it's me ur cousin emperor peruggia why does the link to free cheese-kun not work??????¿

  16. Mon cheri I miss you <3

    1. Bootiful


      No you dont, stop the lie, laoshi is mine now

    2. laoshi


      moi aussi :'( come back fast stp <3

    3. Coopers


      Nn I come to Lille soon so go home and visit moi svpp

  17. trash name trash masq

  18. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    1. Coopers


      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  19. Hey man, long time no speak. How have you been?

    1. Vivase


      Heya, I've been doing well :). Been on dofus a bit lately, how are things with you?

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