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Goatee last won the day on June 2

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  1. Happy birthday, Bri! ❤️

  2. That is some vintage meme, Abraham. Thanks for reminding me. And Ouest: don't. Enjoy life.
  3. Help, I'm thinking of playing Dofus again casually. Someone remind me of their terrible cash-grabbing marketing, tendency to change spells every week or so and refusal to listen to the non-French community. Or else I'll replace my prescription glasses with these nostalgia googles.

  4. How do I give negative likes? I want the dark theme, but I don't want you to have 52 likes. Also, damn, that's a bright gif.
  5. This is unacceptable, Rob. First the spam bot promo on Twitter, now this. nah, obviously I'm not serious. You do you, Rob. Is there no default dark theme though? The light is killing me.
  6. Ahoy friends, I gotta be honest, I really miss a lot of you guys, and I miss having the need to log into Dofus. Was a fun game, and the one I played more than any other game. It's actually saddening what's been happening with it for the past years. I have the deepest respect for anyone I had the immense pleasure to play with, even those that I absolutely loathe. Nowadays I play my single player games on my Switch or play Rocket League/Splatoon but those don't have proper ways to communicate with others or make friends. At least nothing even remotely effective as Dofus had. But lootboxes, the fortnite emote, and an incomprehensible refusal to care about the international community in the recent years has made this game less than appealing to me. I'm planning on applying to an online course for game development, hopefully whatever crummy game I can create in the future can have even a fraction of the effect for communities like these that Dofus had on us. p.s.: what am I supposed to do with all my Dofus lore knowledge I acquired through the past decade? I can't add Crimson Dawn to any conversations I'm having. Nor can I discuss how much I adore the Dragon Pig dungeon for its perfect depiction of a classic DnD dungeon. I studied for a test because I loved the subject but the test was cancelled and my diploma was denied. FFS, I almost flunked school irl because of this game, what am I supposed to do with all the things I learned?
  7. Someone ping me when Ankama implements the hero system. until then, enjoy Dofus.



  8. I turned 30 years old 9 days ago and none of y'all congratulated me. Rude.

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    2. Bananaquil



    3. Goatee


      Bri, you're still alive! <3

    4. Bananaquil


      Just barely!

  9. I'm retired from Dofus btw.

    Not that anyone would've guessed differently. I haven't played in 1-2 years. Sorry, I guess?

  10. It's Ankama. If you're still surprised that they're wholly underestimating the time they need for their maintenances then I dunno what to tell you... That's like being surprised you can die in fights and lose energy points. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  11. A couple of us had the pleasure to meet Sarah a couple years back in Brussels. We stayed at a small hotel that was sorta abusing AirBnB to get customers (I’m pretty sure it’s meant for non-hotel individuals to open up their homes) for a weekend. We had such an amazing time with her, and me and her tried our best to cook for the lot of us. Unfortunately the kitchen was terribly small and all we had was pots, not a single pan. She wanted to make baked potatoes and we ended up burning them to the bottom of the pot. It was a sad sight which we could only laugh about. @Jodx still complained to this day how he had to clean up our mess. And Sarah and I promised that the next time we meet we’d take our own pans with us. I tried to keep in touch with her through all kinds of social media, chatter her up semi-frequently, to see how she was doing. She was a sweetheart of a person, she cared so much for everyone around her, struggled with her work and her studying. The last time I talked to her I told her about the tough time I had at work. She said that it’ll be okay. I keep staring at that. I so wanted to see her again. I wanted to see that infectious smile again. I only met her once in person but I counted her as my friend. A friend that is gone now forever. This isn’t okay. And I’m torturing myself with the thoughts of her last moments. Her agony, her pain, her loneliness. She was stabbed and beaten up. She tried to be a friend to her roommate and he killed her. I miss you so much Sarah.
  12. That's the biggest fake news I've seen since the most recent bullshit Trump did at any given time.
  13. Ahoy, neither the guild nor the server are anywhere near alive anymore (Rosalt was never alive to be fair) but every now and then the Yellow-Green fight comes back to my mind and back to various discussions. Today I was reminded of it by a coworker complaining about my definition of yellow. Sooooo.... after some discussion and displaying the screenshots on page 2 everyone agreed with me that Abood's fucking colors were green and not yellow. Fight me.
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