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Dae Fenris

The Things You Miss By NOT Hanging Out In IRC

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<Saverem> No no it's not rape

<Saverem> It's "surprise buttsex"

<Winlow> XDDD

<Winlow> Birthday Bukkake Supprise

<Deathofflip> Winlow you are obsessed with bukkake o.o

<Winlow> Its a funny word

<Winlow> Like a chicken noise

<Winlow> but

<Winlow> Gay

<Quivitar> GOD

<Quivitar> gwen stefani should sing about it

<Quivitar> THIS SHITS BUKKAKE

<Winlow> YES D:

<Quivitar> B-U-K-K-A-K-E

<Deathofflip> O.O

<Winlow> Its funny because the letters fit in

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I slaved my fingers to the BONE to forgemage that cat for you, and you turn around and SELL IT?

You are so fired!

-Wish

<3! :P

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<Saverem> Because porn is good for the soul.

<Saverem> And stuff

<Bikushou> I'm typing with one hand. :blink:

<Saverem> xDDDD

<Saverem> Kinky

<Winlow> XDDD

<Bikushou> ..

<Bikushou> Oh man. >>

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Cheez-Its.

Just came out.

My nose.

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You missed some good stuff dude. It was hilarious.

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<Kyek> I fuck pets all the time

<Kyek> My cat is *amazing* in bed.

<Andy`> Consider that qouted Kyek

<Kyek> ROFL

<Lilyfren> Beastiality makes kittens die.

Perhaps this is one of those things that you're all probably happy that you missed by not hanging out in IRC.

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So recently, the people who have been on late at night my time (GMT -5) have gotten to witness me adding features to the channel's bot, and subsequently testing them, squashing bugs, and generally fooling around. Tonight I added a module that lets the ops ban certain words in a channel. Only.. I hadn't taught it what classified something as a word. Like, if I banned the word "cent" and someone typed "recently" -- it would kick them.

So.

We took this opportunity to have a bit of fun. Muffin-Mark had just left, so.. I banned all vowels when he wasn't looking xD

Kyek: @badwords +a +e +i +o +u

[04:25am] Muffin-Mark joined the chat room.

[04:25am] Muffin-Mark: guess i do O_o

[04:25am] Muffin-Mark was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:25am] Saverem: xD

[04:25am] Lilyfren:

[04:25am] Kyek: ths wll b fn

[04:25am] Muffin-Mark joined the chat room.

[04:25am] Saverem: hhhhhhh

[04:25am] Muffin-Mark: lameeee

[04:25am] Muffin-Mark was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:25am] Muffin-Mark joined the chat room.

[04:25am] Lilyfren: n vwls rls!

[04:25am] Dagger: pwnt

[04:25am] Muffin-Mark: >_>

[04:25am] Saverem: l@l

[04:25am] Kyek: R()FL

[04:25am] Muffin-Mark: so

[04:25am] Muffin-Mark was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:25am] Muffin-Mark joined the chat room.

[04:25am] Muffin-Mark: :P;

[04:26am] Kyek: xD

[04:26am] Muffin-Mark: wha isnt bannd?

[04:26am] Muffin-Mark was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:26am] Muffin-Mark joined the chat room.

[04:26am] Muffin-Mark: >_<

[04:26am] Saverem: <3333Ky3k xD

[04:26am] Dagger: l@wl

[04:26am] Kyek: ths |s t()() m[_]ch f[_]n xD

[04:26am] Saverem: y3s 1t 1s

[04:26am] Quivitar: G4`/

[04:27am] Muffin-Mark: c@zy

[04:27am] Saverem: m@k3 3v3ry0n3 t@lk 1n l33t xD

[04:27am] Kyek: l0l w3'r3 f()rc1ng l33t!

[04:27am] Saverem: L0L

[04:27am] Muffin-Mark: i cant talk in leet language i am teh noob

[04:27am] Muffin-Mark was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:27am] Muffin-Mark joined the chat room.

[04:27am] Saverem: L@WL

[04:27am] Lilyfren: th@t 1s h@rd3r s@1d th@n d0n3, S@v.

[04:28am] Kyek: L()LO

[04:28am] You were kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:28am] You rejoined the room.

[04:28am] You were promoted to operator by ChanServ.

[04:28am] Quivitar: lmao

[04:28am] Quivitar was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:28am] Dagger: th4t ¡s g00d... m@rk g3ts k¡cked l0ts

[04:28am] Dagger was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:28am] Quivitar joined the chat room.

[04:28am] Quivitar was promoted to operator by ChanServ.

[04:28am] Muffin-Mark: lol

[04:28am] Muffin-Mark was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:28am] Quivitar: @badwords

[04:28am] Quivitar was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:28am] Imp: Bad words: a, e, i, o, u

[04:28am] Muffin-Mark joined the chat room.

[04:28am] Dagger joined the chat room.

[04:28am] Muffin-Mark: >_>

[04:28am] Quivitar joined the chat room.

[04:28am] Quivitar was promoted to operator by ChanServ.

[04:28am] Kyek: L()L, typ0s s{_}ck xD

[04:28am] Saverem: P0WND

[04:28am] Muffin-Mark: L0L

[04:28am] Quivitar: =]

[04:28am] nym: wtf

[04:28am] Quivitar: G@Y

[04:28am] nym: what?

[04:28am] nym was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:28am] Saverem: L0L nym

[04:28am] Dagger: j00?

[04:28am] nym joined the chat room.

[04:28am] nym: that wasn't a word

[04:28am] nym was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:28am] Muffin-Mark: 1 l1k3 p13

[04:28am] Imp was demoted from operator by Quivitar.

[04:28am] nym joined the chat room.

[04:29am] Imp was kicked from the chat room by Quivitar. (Imp)

[04:29am] Muffin-Mark: h3h3

[04:29am] Quivitar: FIGHT THE POWER

[04:29am] Kyek: LOL

[04:29am] nym: I demand to see my lawyer!

[04:29am] Kyek: we set imp so you couldn't use vowels

[04:29am] Quivitar: lmao

[04:29am] Saverem: That was awesome

[04:29am] nym: Kyek: i know :P

[04:29am] Kyek: ready.. begin!

[04:29am] Imp joined the chat room.

[04:29am] Imp was promoted to operator by ChanServ.

[04:29am] Quivitar: tsk tsk

[04:29am] nym: @shutup

[04:29am] Quivitar: xD

[04:29am] nym was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:29am] nym joined the chat room.

[04:29am] nym: @ban kyek

[04:29am] Muffin-Mark: L0L

[04:29am] nym was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:29am] Quivitar: p3n1s

[04:29am] nym joined the chat room.

[04:30am] nym: @ban nym

[04:30am] nym was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:30am] nym joined the chat room.

[04:30am] • Dagger 0.o

[04:30am] Dagger was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:30am] Saverem: G0D y0(_) g(_)ys m@k3 m3 n0t w@nt t0 l3@v3.

[04:30am] Dagger joined the chat room.

[04:30am] Muffin-Mark: L0L

[04:30am] Kyek: L0L

[04:30am] Muffin-Mark: its all i can say damn this leet speak

[04:30am] Muffin-Mark was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:30am] Muffin-Mark joined the chat room.

[04:30am] nym: CAPITALS TOO!

[04:30am] nym was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:30am] nym joined the chat room.

[04:30am] Muffin-Mark: CAPITIALS

[04:30am] Muffin-Mark was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:30am] Dagger: k@y d¡dn't w0rk

[04:30am] Muffin-Mark joined the chat room.

[04:30am] Muffin-Mark: >_>;

[04:30am] Quivitar: V4G1N4

[04:30am] Muffin-Mark: lol

[04:30am] Muffin-Mark was kicked from the chat room by Imp. (You said a bad word!)

[04:30am] Muffin-Mark joined the chat room.

[04:30am] Muffin-Mark: >_<

[04:30am] Lilyfren: hmmm ü

[04:30am] Dagger: p3n1s

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imp is our bot, for those who dont know!

<Quivitar> @eatadick

<Imp> mmm.. Yaoi!

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BattleKJ|: need 1 more person about level 50 for some easy xp

Winlow: ME!

Tick-Tock|: BOY YOU SO NASTY

Winlow: Lvl 48!

Winlow: Where to?

BattleKJ|: -24,4 first

Deathoffli: Fuck blops

Deathoffli: Fucking whores

Winlow: xD

Vulbis: I imagine blows would be great whores

Deathoffli: Every goddamn map has either 17X mobs or fucking 2 morello cherries in the goddamn mob :D

Vulbis: they taste good, and theyre all gelatinous

Vulbis: SO ITS DECIDED

BattleKJ|: quick, theres some jew eyeing up my mob

Vulbis: best dofus creature in bed is greedovores (best suckers ever) followed by blops

BattleKJ|: are you termat?

Winlow: KJ im at -24 4

Winlow: yeah

Muffin-Mar: how do you know his a jew O_o

Skippeh: MORRELLO CHERRIES ARE GOLD

Deathoffli: Morello cherries suck ass for me

BattleKJ|: don't agree with vulbis, cunt face

Skippeh: but i can't fight blops on large maps :[ they own me

Winlow: <3

Vulbis: Cunt face

Vulbis: how creative

Winlow: Its a good job i dont use alighment seriously :3

Muffin-Mar: a cunt face now that would be intresting

BattleKJ|: pwned, he came for free xp

BattleKJ|: and got aggroed

Deathoffli: lmao

BattleKJ|: sucker

Winlow: Yes, and i have no honour points to lose so :3

Vulbis: The standard kj swear: Cunt <adjective>, shut your <food>-hole, before i <verb> your ass.

Vulbis: its like a game of madlibs!

BattleKJ|: I have no honour points to gain from no wings/rank 1... thats besides the point

Winlow: xD

Deathoffli: ARGH

Deathoffli: What's up with the shit blop mobs today and yesterday :D

Winlow: Dof, can i come leech? will that help? :3

Deathoffli: No

Winlow: awe ;(

Vulbis: You can leech off my eni

Skippeh: Cunt shiny, shut your cereal-hole, before i snorkel your ass.

Vulbis: At... boars

Skippeh: zomg it works

BattleKJ|: how come no one is calling me an ass for tricking winlow into an aggro?

Vulbis: Cuz its you kj

BattleKJ|: I thought it was brilliantly evil

Winlow: Because i didnt care

Skippeh: because we already knew that about you

Vulbis: might as well be pissed at a cow for going moo

Winlow: Oh snap 3 awesome reaosns

Vulbis: GODDAMN CHICKEN, STOP CROWING

Skippeh: hahaha

Winlow: xD

Vulbis: you just kinda deal with it

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Kyek screwed with Imp bot and started posting all these silly rules in chat.

missmarie: ....

Kyek: H1 M4r13 :P

Gadarsha: Woah woah

*** Gadarsha has been kicked from #impsvillage by Imp: No vowels allowed! xD

nym: :]

*** Gadarsha has joined #impsvillage.

missmarie: 1'm g01ng t0 h4rt y04, k13k.

Gadarsha: 1d34

Kyek: 1 l1k3 1t wh3n y0(_) h(_)rt m3, b4by xD

Tanenbaum: N0 V0W3LS M4K3S MY F4C3 H(_)RT

nym: r0(_)gh is f(_)n :o

*** nym has been kicked from #impsvillage by Imp: No vowels allowed! xD

Kyek: @kick Tanenbaum Your face hurts us too

*** Tanenbaum has been kicked from #impsvillage by Imp: Your face hurts us too

*** nym has joined #impsvillage.

*** Tanenbaum has joined #impsvillage.

Gadarsha: wht 1f w3 m4k3 1t s0 th4t w3 m4\/ 0nl\/ sp34k 1337?

Tanenbaum: ;_;

Kyek: xD

nym: oh yeah, i is a vowel :/

*** nym has been kicked from #impsvillage by Imp: No vowels allowed! xD

*** nym has joined #impsvillage.

*** Kidefence has joined #impsvillage.

missmarie: y0(_) w1sh 1 w0(_)1d, 1n y0(_)r dr34ms.

nym: h4h4

Kidefence: v0w3l5?

Gadarsha: y

Gadarsha: Y3s!

Later, he banned spaces.

Kyek: MarieIsGoingToHurtMeNowxD

* missmarie cr13s!

Tanenbaum: NoSpacesSucks

missmarie: whatthefuck,areyouserious?

Kyek: IReallyEnjoyNoSpaces

Kyek: omgwtfmyspacebarisbroken

missmarie: kyek,stoooop

missmarie: turnthisoff!

Kyek: stoop?

* Kyek stoops

missmarie: you'remeaaaaaan

And then...

Kyek: lol

Kyek: @loadbadwordlist dofus

Imp: Word list 'dofus' has been restored!

Tanenbaum: Uh oh.

Kyek: so far it only bans the word dof(_)s and all the class names/their plurals

Kyek: @badwords

Imp: Bad words: dofus(es)?, ban, cras?, eca(s|flips?)?, eni(s|ripsas?)?, enu(s|trofs?)?, fecas?, iops?, osa(s|modas?)?, panda(s|was?)?, sac(s|riers?)?, sadi(s|das?)?, srams?, xelors?

Imp: Kick message: No talking about Dofus!

Kyek: wtf?

Kyek: @badwords -ban

Imp: The following words have been unbanned: [ban].

missmarie: not like we talk about the game anyway.

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missmarie: shyah, right. they haven't even called anyone out here yet.

Aethyr: ouch =(

missmarie: no exterminator, nothing.

*** Giant-totem-pole is now known as Someones.

Someones: I'm a someone :o

Aethyr: some landlords these days =/

missmarie: thisis a house...

Aethyr: oh =o

Someones: Some Aethyr's these days n.n

*** Someones is now known as Wasp.

Wasp: ._>

Aethyr: what!

Aethyr: what did I do =(

* Wasp stings Aethyr

*** Wasp has been kicked from #impsvillage by missmarie: Well, I have to feel empowered SOMEHOW.

Aethyr: LOL PWNED

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where is this thing.....>:o i wana use it

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Lol Marie that is funny looks like you had fun x)

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Kide is so funny haha XD

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MissMarie forgot to mention how when I said sex with any form of her would be ickygross, Kyek kicked me. xD

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LOL actually, if I remember correctly, it was missmarie|nakedd that kicked you ;-)

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<Weedman> imagine

<Weedman> me just raping some guy on the street

<Weedman> that wouldnt be too... good

<Winlow> CRIMEWATCH'D

<Aethyr> rofl

<Muffin-Mark> indeed...

<Weedman> lol

<Muffin-Mark> but then again

<Muffin-Mark> if i saw winlow in real life

<Winlow> Yeah me to <3

<Muffin-Mark> i dont think i could control myself :o

<Weedman> lol

<Weedman> i could

<DaeFenris_Work> Buncha fags in this room >:P

<Aethyr> what're you up to kadith?

<Muffin-Mark> fen

<Aethyr> Lol Dae

<Winlow> God im just

<DaeFenris_Work> :>

<Muffin-Mark> i dont like that attidude youn gman

<Winlow> so fucking homosexual

<Weedman> dae, you know you love iot

<DaeFenris_Work> Somebody touch me

<DaeFenris_Work> Down there.

<Muffin-Mark> lol

<Winlow> k

* Muffin-Mark Touches fens leg

* DaeFenris_Work moans

<Aethyr> the 3rd leg?

<Aethyr> LOL

* Winlow touches Dae's ankle

<Weedman> lol

* Muffin-Mark Touches winlows ass

* Weedman rubs Dae's toe

* Winlow giggles

<Muffin-Mark> its like a giant orgy :o

<Winlow> OMG I SMELL AN ORGY

<Winlow> lolz

<Weedman> lol

<Aethyr> So..

<Aethyr> O_o

<Weedman> soooo

* Weedman turns the lights down

* Winlow puts on Barry White Music

* Weedman <3's winlow

* Winlow <3's everyone

<Winlow> except Kide

* Muffin-Mark Takes off his cloths

<Muffin-Mark> lets get busy

* Winlow takes off his pants

* Weedman gets naked

<Muffin-Mark> damn its better then free porn

<Winlow> Nah

<Weedman> lol

* Weedman is better than any porn

* Winlow agrees

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<.<

11:42 PM DaeFenris: SAY WHAT WHAT BITCHES

11:42 PM Kyek: WHAT WHAT

11:42 PM DaeFenris gives Kyek a cookie

11:42 PM Kyek looks around

11:42 PM Kyek: must not be any more bitches here -.-

11:43 PM Bikushou: Owned.

11:43 PM Saverem: lol

11:43 PM Bikushou: In the literal sense, too.

11:43 PM Kyek: LOL

>.>

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<.<

>.>

Cant blame him. He graduated from the same college im at. He most likely needs money. We get desparate.... you see...

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SHINTA

INSERT ASS IN GAME

Or at the very minimum, the IRC channel ;-)

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