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Posted 01 June 2011 - 12:55 AM

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Hello, Imps!

You've entered The Daily Noob - the voices of the people who really count. Here's a bit about this blog:
The Daily Noob started in Ralfeh's Goultarminator Live Stream. There, I did as if I was interviewing Ralfeh, asking about random things and throwing some sillyness. :lol:
After that, I thought about making The Daily Noob something a bit bigger. I interviewed the-brown-stain, Terrythetoughnut, Aprilwine, Caperboy and Kicking-boy (all players from Rosal) since. I even made a character called The-Reporter.
The interviews are based partly on made-up stories and ideas, and partly on things that really happened in Dofus or outside it.
All the interviews posted here are with the permission of the people interviewed.

Enjoy your read!!


Interview No. 1 - the-brown-stain - 19th August, 2010

Hello, readers of the Daily Noob
from the-brown-stain : siemka!
We are here with the-brown-stain, an Eniripsa from Rosal
to the-brown-stain : Hello, Stain. Can you hear me?
from the-brown-stain : no can you speak a bit louder?
to the-brown-stain : Will do.
from the-brown-stain : ty, hearing aid isn't in this morning D:
to the-brown-stain : So, Stain. As you know, we are now in middle of the Goultarminator.
from the-brown-stain : hopefully just the beginning for us, but yes
to the-brown-stain : What's your opinion on Ralfy's live stream?
from the-brown-stain : he's done a great job, sorted the music out and got feedback before most matches took place, so it's great quality :>
to the-brown-stain : And how about the people changing their nicknames to vulgar and sarcastic names?
from the-brown-stain : well, this is Rosal, what else would anyone expect?
to the-brown-stain : I guess.
to the-brown-stain : As you know, the team here at the Daily Noob, are noobs.
from the-brown-stain : yes, i should really get a job there
from the-brown-stain : as a high level noob i will try be helpful :>
to the-brown-stain : So we have a quick question for you
to the-brown-stain : About something we couldn't do because of our noobiness.
to the-brown-stain : Y'know those Heinz ketchup bottles? We can't really manage to open them.
from the-brown-stain : screw top or flip lid?
to the-brown-stain : Flip.
to the-brown-stain : Have you any methods to suggest?
from the-brown-stain : take the plastic sheath out , to do that you have to unscrew the flip lid 1st , then go wild!
to the-brown-stain : Thank you, Stain
from the-brown-stain : np xD!
to the-brown-stain : Judging by the un-noobiness of your answer, we have understood you are not perfectly ready to join us
to the-brown-stain : So, as usual, we have a letter from a reader to ask you
to the-brown-stain : Are you ready?
from the-brown-stain : i'm good in the kitchen, but then i am female. i'm ready!
to the-brown-stain : This sender was hand-picked from the best people in Astrub bank.
to the-brown-stain : And the letter reads as follows:
to the-brown-stain : "sell p2p code no scammer test first?"
from the-brown-stain : I always buy mine from ankama, sadly no test 1st, but they only scammed me 1 time
to the-brown-stain : Thank you for your answer
to the-brown-stain : Is there anything you wish to say before we finish?
from the-brown-stain : yes
from the-brown-stain : Just a reminder to go harvest your butts off for the community challenge, win win win! :> if you arent harvesting get on a char below level 39 >:D
to the-brown-stain : Thank you, Stain
to the-brown-stain : We'll wrap up our team and equipment and leave you alone :)
from the-brown-stain : it was sexual, come again soon! :D
to the-brown-stain : *picks up 5-dollar camera, goes home*

I'll post the other blog posts and interviews gradually.

This post has been edited by A-G: 01 June 2011 - 12:56 AM

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Posted 01 June 2011 - 01:44 AM

Maybe ask Kyek to make a separate Forum like that for each server named "The Daily Noob" where you can post interviews and news in separate threads so that each one can be discussed individually? ^^ Since Blogs were disabled, I think it's not a bag idea at all ^^
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Posted 01 June 2011 - 01:51 AM

or make it on a blogging site, there's loads of free ones
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Posted 01 June 2011 - 01:57 AM

View PostMittenz, on 01 June 2011 - 01:44 AM, said:

Maybe ask Kyek to make a separate Forum like that for each server named "The Daily Noob" where you can post interviews and news in separate threads so that each one can be discussed individually? ^^ Since Blogs were disabled, I think it's not a bag idea at all ^^

I don't think The Daily Noob is big enough or important enough to require an entire forum, but if it were, your idea wouldn't be so bad.

I'm still thinking of making new interviews or possibly even try something new.

Rollthedice: That's also a good idea, but it would probably get less views, and the newer posts would be higher up on the page than the older ones, which has its pros and its cons, but I prefer it the other way around, because then people can read the introduction first. (And because I think the first interviews were a little more successful than the later ones - not on the interviewed person's side, but on mine.)
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Posted 01 June 2011 - 02:03 AM

View PostA-G, on 01 June 2011 - 01:57 AM, said:

I don't think The Daily Noob is big enough or important enough to require an entire forum, but if it were, your idea wouldn't be so bad.

I'm still thinking of making new interviews or possibly even try something new.

Rollthedice: That's also a good idea, but it would probably get less views, and the newer posts would be higher up on the page than the older ones, which has its pros and its cons, but I prefer it the other way around, because then people can read the introduction first. (And because I think the first interviews were a little more successful than the later ones - not on the interviewed person's side, but on mine.)

if you link your siggy to it why would it get less views? and i'm pretty sure that you can put the posts wherever you want via the settings.
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Posted 01 June 2011 - 02:09 AM

View PostRollTheDice, on 01 June 2011 - 02:03 AM, said:

if you link your siggy to it why would it get less views? and i'm pretty sure that you can put the posts wherever you want via the settings.

Yes, that's an idea.

Any idea how to edit my signature in code instead of seeing the images and not being able to edit them?
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Posted 01 June 2011 - 05:06 AM

I have no idea about it, had similar problems myself. I solved it by deleting pictures and making everything again. But if you just want to add a link, I think it would work if you put The Daily Noob banner in a link tag. Try it out.

By the way, if it's needed I could make a "Reporter" on Nehra and try to interview some of our Top-Guild members in english. However, I can imagine this having a really low demand :P
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Posted 12 June 2011 - 10:04 AM

Interview No. 2 - Terrythetoughnut - 19th August, 2010

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(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : Hello, Terrythetoughnut, and welcome to The Daily Noob =)
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : hi
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : and ty
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : XD
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : I will ask you a few questions and then you're free to go xD
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : So, here goes
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : okies
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : We all know that Astrub is the best place to find bots and the-common-nub
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : What is your opinion on the nubs roaming Astrub and asking for "free itens plx im noob"?
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : its kind of funny really
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : What is?
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : cant remember my sister ever doing that
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : I doubt she did.
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : but i guess they are just desperate and dont really know how the game works yet
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : and they are saying the truth
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : they really are NOOB!!!!
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : In a way of speaking
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : LOL
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : on the other side its quite sad
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : So...
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : As the title suggests, the team here in The Daily Noob are noobs.
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : And we have a question for you. One we couldn't figure out.
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : ok
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : What's Holland?
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : holland is a country
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : Then what're the Netherlands?
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : thats the ppl
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : So who are the Dutch!?
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : same but diff village
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : xD okayz
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : dutch are low lying and neth are higher i guess
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : i think of dutch with dykes and stuff
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : no lesbians either XD
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : Now, for the last part of our interview
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : We have hand-picked the best of our readers to send in letters to the person interviewed
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : And here's what we got:
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : From Anonymous, level 9 Cra:
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : "can i test hat plx no scam?"
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : haha
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : Our readers would love to hear your answer :)
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : lvl 9 wants to test my hat roflmao
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : no scam, mind you.
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : true
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : so he is thinking livi hat i figure
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : or maybe the no scam part was a scam :D
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : yup just maybe
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : mind you
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : i gave someone a chameleon dt the other day just to try it on
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : just like you gave me one to try :D
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : yeah but i know i can trust you
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : But I was serious when I said no scam lol
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : this was just some dude in her friends list
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : So you're the same character 1 cham lighter?
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : he gave it back so all good :)
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : LOL
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : was just a crappy ivory cham
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : but a cham non the less
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : Okay, thank you for answering our questions
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : np was fun
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : thought there would be more
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : I can arrange that
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : So, we'll pack our recording equipment and team, and finish the interview
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : thanks again for being here with us today :)
(Group) Ariel-Gabbaytwo : *stops filming on cellphone, goes home*
(Group) Terrythetoughnut : byes XD
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Posted 12 June 2011 - 12:30 PM

Reminds me of superlative exemplars survey haha I love it
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Posted 12 June 2011 - 04:42 PM

You have a cellphone at the Daily Noob?! I would have thought you'd have a good old-fashioned hand-cranked film-type camera. Sound recorded separately.
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Posted 15 June 2011 - 11:47 AM

Interview No. 3 - Aprilwine - 26th August, 2010

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The-Reporter : Hello, Aprilwine
Aprilwine : Hi
The-Reporter : Welcome to The Daily Noob
Aprilwine : Thank you Mr. Reporter Sir!
The-Reporter : As you can see, we have a new office and a new employee
Aprilwine : LOL yes I see that
The-Reporter : As always, we'll ask your opinion of something first.
Aprilwine : ok
The-Reporter : Do you read The Daily Noob?
Aprilwine : Oh yes. I enjoy it.
The-Reporter : What's your opinion on the interviews?
Aprilwine : They are neat because some of the players I wonder about
The-Reporter : Do you think there's space for improvement?
Aprilwine : yes
Aprilwine : but you are new to this so it will improve
The-Reporter : What do you suggest?
Aprilwine : I would like to see interviews of people we see often around the zaaps and then people we do not see
Aprilwine : and ask about their professions
The-Reporter : You know, these interviews are not always completely serious, right?
Aprilwine : I wonder how the brown stain got his name.
Aprilwine : right
The-Reporter : Oh, I dunno. But there's a reason.
Aprilwine : oh yeah
The-Reporter : Anyway, next part
The-Reporter : When have you gone to Gobball Dungeon last time?
Aprilwine : this morning I did.
The-Reporter : Alone?
Aprilwine : with my enu account. I go there often for drops for tailor
The-Reporter : Have you been asked by one of the bystanders to join their group?
Aprilwine : often
The-Reporter : Do you think these people deserve to be taken?
The-Reporter : Of course, it depends on their attitude, but in general.
Aprilwine : yes and I enjoy teaching them. I always tell them to pass it on, the good things others do for them
The-Reporter : Ahh that's great
The-Reporter : I take most of them, but sometimes I find it hard
The-Reporter : Especially when they take my soul and kill monsters for my hunter
Aprilwine : oh, I suppose so. I never soul so when they ask to soul I say yes
The-Reporter : For the next part of our interview, as always, we will ask you a question from one of our readers
Aprilwine : ok
The-Reporter : This reader was very peculiar
The-Reporter : Kept repeating the question and refused to say anything else
Aprilwine : must be rick
The-Reporter : Here goes:
The-Reporter : "Sell kamas fast service cheapest prix www. scamyouracc.wtf/keylogger" [Warning!]
Aprilwine : OH, that isn't rick nor a question
The-Reporter : Yes, our letters tend to be... un-questiony
The-Reporter : What say you?
Aprilwine : I dunno the question, LOL....ok NO thanks
The-Reporter : Let's fetch the answer from our reader...
The-Reporter : The answer is...
The-Reporter : "Sell kamas fast service cheapest prix www. scamyouracc.wtf/keylogger" [Warning!]
Aprilwine : Yo fonny men
The-Reporter : Okay, thanks to our reader
The-Reporter : As you know, the personnel in TDN are noobs
The-Reporter : So we have a question for you
Aprilwine : oh yeah, I figured that
The-Reporter : One we couldn't figure out
The-Reporter : Why do you spank people?
The-Reporter : Or, more precisely, guildies?
Aprilwine : because it's a friendly way to make them behave and I likes making people behave
The-Reporter : So its for a good cause
Aprilwine : you would be surprised how many strangers I do that too to get them to be nice and not use bad words in the game
Aprilwine : it's mostly for fun in the guild...starts fun chat and everyone jumps in
The-Reporter : Okay, thanks for coming to our office
The-Reporter : T'was lovely interviewing you
Aprilwine : you're welcome. is there coffee around here?
Aprilwine : or a water cooler?
The-Reporter : We have one worker and no private office. We can't open a ketchup bottle! You expect coffee?
Aprilwine : hahahahahahaha but but I don't want ketchup
The-Reporter : Uhm...
The-Reporter : I'll see what I can do.
Aprilwine : I have some ideas for questions
The-Reporter : Oh, this character has 762 kamas
Aprilwine : nice
The-Reporter : I guess coffee costs a bit more, haha
Aprilwine :
The-Reporter : Oh, ideas for questions?
Aprilwine : yes
The-Reporter : You can stay here and discuss them with me after the interview, Okay?
Aprilwine : ask what their opinion is the general age group who plays dofus
The-Reporter : Let me just get the camera....
The-Reporter : Oops I forgot the camera at home.
The-Reporter : Let's hope I remember
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Posted 17 June 2011 - 09:18 AM

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Posted 27 June 2011 - 02:03 AM

Interview No. 4 - Caperboy - August 26th, 2010

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The-Reporter : Hello, Caperboy, and welcome to The Daily Noob :)
Caperboy : thank you. good to be here
The-Reporter : As usual, we'll ask your opinion on a subject we chose
Caperboy : good, I have an opion or two
The-Reporter : Have you seen the Baby Crowdzilla of 2.0?
The-Reporter : The pet that gives prospecting.
Caperboy : No i never seen it. I sold mine.
The-Reporter : Ahh you'll have to see it
The-Reporter : I'll log my main and link it to you, mkay?
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Caperboy : yer
The-Reporter : Got it?
Caperboy : yuck
Caperboy : Looks like Brutus
The-Reporter : Yes
The-Reporter : So, lately, I named it Fat Crow
The-Reporter : And told some people who were online about it
The-Reporter : It's possible that the-brown-stain mentioned it in her interview
Caperboy : more like a deformed fish
The-Reporter : So, what's your opinion on this renaming of the crow?
Caperboy : Ah the b s. 200 ini
The-Reporter : This character has 27, it's okay :)
The-Reporter : if you meant initiative xD
Caperboy : Well it sorta takes away from the real one. Cuz this ones fake fake fake
The-Reporter : Like Elaine's screaming panting and moaning [Note: Link added for all these who don't know what I mean.]
The-Reporter : Anyway,
The-Reporter : As the name of the newspaper suggests, the people at The Daily Noobs are noobs
The-Reporter : So we have a question for you
Caperboy : It needs a complete overhaul
Caperboy : shoot
The-Reporter : Those bags with popcorn that need to be microwaved... How long do I have to put them in the microwave for?
Caperboy : well best be at least 2 mins.
The-Reporter : But they always go *pop*!
Caperboy : 3 if ya want it rock style
The-Reporter : haha okay
The-Reporter : As usual, we have a letter from a reader
Caperboy : let`er rip
The-Reporter : This time, the reader will answer your answer :)
The-Reporter : The letter reads as follows:
The-Reporter : "you what lvl/"
Caperboy : lvl 175
The-Reporter : The reader says...
The-Reporter : "rly? show aura zomg"
The-Reporter : "wow you l33t hax"
The-Reporter : And that's it for the reader
Caperboy : bye reader
The-Reporter : Do you have anything else to say to the readers?
Caperboy : yeah, "keep yer stick on the ice."
The-Reporter : Haha
The-Reporter : Okay, I've run out of notes for this interview
Caperboy : who ya see in there?
The-Reporter : So I guess we're done for now
The-Reporter : Some nub
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 12:58 AM

Interview No. 5 - Kicking-boy - August 27th, 2010

The-Reporter : Hello, Kicking-boy. Welcome to The Daily Noob
Kicking-boy : Hello, its nice to be here
The-Reporter : So, let's begin.
The-Reporter : After we already began a few minutes ago >.< LOL
Kicking-boy : Don't erase your notes again
The-Reporter : So, not long ago you posted a soap opera in the Diamond in the Rough guild forums
Kicking-boy : Yes, I did
The-Reporter : Featuring two pandas
Kicking-boy : Correct
The-Reporter : One operated by yourself, and the other by Terrythetoughnut
The-Reporter : Who was with us a while ago, here in the interviews room.
The-Reporter : What do you think the guildies thought about it?
Kicking-boy : They were enthusiastic, and I got very good comments about it
The-Reporter : Good, good.
[The-Reporter : Lately there have been rumors that you PEED on some popcorn. Is that true?
Kicking-boy : No, that was all a misunderstanding
Kicking-boy : Bad connection between 2 people
The-Reporter : Who are those two people?
The-Reporter : Our readers would love to know
The-Reporter : But quickly, cuz we need to get back to the butter.
Kicking-boy : Ariel-Gabbaytwo and me
The-Reporter : Ahh. Who is this Ariel-Gabbaytwo?
The-Reporter : But quickly, cuz we need to get back to the butter.
Kicking-boy : A sram guildie of mine
The-Reporter : Great, great.
The-Reporter : Now that we finished redoing the start, let's get back to the butter xD
The-Reporter : So, as usual, we have a letter from a reader. It reads as follows:
The-Reporter : "[Bow Meow] 1kk"
The-Reporter : This is a very deep letter. The sender must have thought for a long time while writing it.
Kicking-boy : Yes, I can imagine
The-Reporter : And your answer is...
Kicking-boy : My first thought was 'why u wanna sell ure cat?'
The-Reporter : Let me call the reader on MSN and ask.
The-Reporter : He/she says, "i drop lot cat gob dung me sel. 1kk. yes or no"
The-Reporter : The reader seems to want a yes or no answer
Kicking-boy : Well since I'm related to "The Good Samaritan" I'm gonna help him out and buy the little kitten from him
The-Reporter : Okay, he'll meet you outside after we are finished
The-Reporter : "u buy 123764 cat ok?'
Kicking-boy : 1 cat is ok, 123764.... I'm not the crazy cat man u know
Kicking-boy : maybe some lady is interested in some more ^^
The-Reporter : The Good Samaritan is the name of a Seinfeld episode, by the way.
The-Reporter : Third season, I think.
Kicking-boy : Don't know that :s
The-Reporter : That's a shame
The-Reporter : So, onwards.
Kicking-boy : Well I'm from BE not US
The-Reporter : What did I wanna do now...
The-Reporter : Lets see...
Kicking-boy : don't put on the gloves, don't put on the gloves, ...
The-Reporter : Ahh yes
The-Reporter : A little quiz.
Kicking-boy : BUZZ??
The-Reporter : What color are my Sram's gloves?
Kicking-boy : black?
The-Reporter : *bzzt* wrong.
The-Reporter : My Sram, Ariel-Gabbaytwo
Kicking-boy : nub!
Kicking-boy : xD
Kicking-boy : no more trick questions
Kicking-boy : cheater
The-Reporter : Okay.
The-Reporter : So next quiz.
Kicking-boy : quiz or question?
The-Reporter : This is a line from a sitcom.
The-Reporter : You have two options
The-Reporter : Either answer my question about it or find the sitcom.
The-Reporter : Which do you pick?
Kicking-boy : answer the question I think, how can I find a sitcom near ure area?
The-Reporter : you google it. mwahaha
The-Reporter : So question it is.
The-Reporter : How many butter or butter-flavored products are mentioned in the following:
The-Reporter : One sec xD
Kicking-boy : I dont eat butter :s
The-Reporter : It's in two or three parts
The-Reporter : Long sentence
The-Reporter : Ready?
Kicking-boy : and I cook with olive oil
Kicking-boy : yes!!
Kicking-boy : bring it on
The-Reporter : "Well, I can't believe the stuff that's not I can't believe it's not butter is not I can't believe it's not butter. And I can't believe that BOTH I can't believe it's not butter and the stuff that I can't believe is not I can't believe it's not butter are
The-Reporter : in fact not butter. And I believe they both might be butter... In a cunning disguise. And in fact, there's a lot more butter around than we all thought there was."
The-Reporter : It's from a sitcom called The Vicar of Dibley. 1994.
Kicking-boy : 1
The-Reporter : You answer is one?
Kicking-boy : hmm lemme reread
Kicking-boy : trick again
Kicking-boy : you cant put a number on butter
Kicking-boy : butter*
The-Reporter : OH SHIT!
Kicking-boy : what?
The-Reporter : I accidentally deleted part of the interview >.>
Kicking-boy : psssh
Kicking-boy : now thats noob
The-Reporter : yup lol
The-Reporter : lets see what I missed
The-Reporter : After I read the letter
The-Reporter : So I missed the part about the soap opera and the popcorn xD
The-Reporter : You mind redoing it? LOL
Kicking-boy : soap.. butter?
Kicking-boy : don't get the connection
The-Reporter : I accidentally deleted the part about the tale of two pandas xD
The-Reporter : do you mind if I redo it?
Kicking-boy :
Kicking-boy : sure
The-Reporter : And then we'll get back to the butter LOL
Kicking-boy : I don't like butter
The-Reporter : Anyway
The-Reporter : Just answer like you did and we'll we on our way with the butter again xD
Kicking-boy : ok
The-Reporter : Hello, Kicking-boy. Welcome to The Daily Noob
Kicking-boy : Hello, its nice to be here
The-Reporter : So, let's begin.
The-Reporter : After we already began a few minutes ago >.< LOL
Kicking-boy : Don't erase your notes again
The-Reporter : So, not long ago you posted a soap opera in the Diamond in the Rough guild forums
Kicking-boy : Yes, I did
The-Reporter : Featuring two pandas
Kicking-boy : Correct
The-Reporter : One operated by yourself, and the other by Terrythetoughnut
The-Reporter : Who was with us a while ago, here in the interviews room.
The-Reporter : What do you think the guildies thought about it?
Kicking-boy : They were enthusiastic, and I got very good comments about it
The-Reporter : Good, good.
The-Reporter : Lately there have been rumors that you PEED on some popcorn. Is that true?
Kicking-boy : No, that was all a misunderstanding
Kicking-boy : Bad connection between 2 people
The-Reporter : Who are those two people?
The-Reporter : Our readers would love to know
The-Reporter : But quickly, cuz we need to get back to the butter.
Kicking-boy : Ariel-Gabbaytwo and me
The-Reporter : Ahh. Who is this Ariel-Gabbaytwo?
The-Reporter : But quickly, cuz we need to get back to the butter.
Kicking-boy : A sram guildie of mine
The-Reporter : Great, great.
The-Reporter : Now that we finished redoing the start, let's get back to the butter xD
Kicking-boy : ugh butter
The-Reporter : How many butter or butter-flavoured products feature in the sentence there?
The-Reporter cough
Kicking-boy : wheres the text?
The-Reporter : Ahh you dont have it xD one sec
The-Reporter : "Well, I can't believe the stuff that's not I can't believe it's not butter is not I can't believe it's not butter. And I can't believe that BOTH I can't believe it's not butter and the stuff that I can't believe is not I can't believe it's not butter are
The-Reporter : in fact not butter. And I believe they both might be butter... In a cunning disguise. And in fact, there's a lot more butter around than we all thought there was."
Kicking-boy : 2
The-Reporter : Two is your answer. Are you sure?
Kicking-boy : i think
The-Reporter : WELL DONE! YOU ARE RIGHT!
Kicking-boy : cool
The-Reporter : You win a Bow Meow at 1kk only!
The-Reporter : It'll be waiting outside after the interview
Kicking-boy : LOL
Kicking-boy : ok
The-Reporter : Okay, it looks like we're done.
The-Reporter : Great having you here
Kicking-boy : my butt hurt
The-Reporter : You're talking!? I'm a skeleton!
Kicking-boy : true true
The-Reporter : Make sure you read the interview
Kicking-boy : well see you someday.. I hope we can ketch up
The-Reporter : Bye, Kicking-boy
Kicking-boy : bye, mr reporter

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 01:14 AM

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 03:32 AM

You know, instead of spamming posts with "LOL" or "ha ha", you can just give the post reputation.
Now, after I have been asked for a long time to post Kicking-boy and Terrythetoughnut's soap opera here, I have managed to receive permission from the creators to post it here. So, here it is, When Two Pandas Meet, as posted on the guild forum of Diamonds in the Rough! (Banner created by me)
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this is the story of a young adventurer, named Drunken-nick, when he meets this precious girl, Fuzzywuzzywazza, at the bonta arena. what can i say love at first sight?


drunken-nick: (lovey face) whoes this girl
drunken-nick: u should introduce me terry!
fuzzywuzzywazza: haha
terrythetoughnut: nick meey fuzzy
terrythethoughnut: meet*
fuzzywuzzywazza: hi nick
drunken-nick: hi fuzzy
drunken-nick: ure the most sexiest panda i've seen around here
drunken-nick: thinks: nice pick-up line

meanwhile in ditr guildchat

terrythetoughnut: hey nick
terrythetoughnut: could you stop your panda from feeling up my panda
terrythetoughnut: she's not that sort of girl
kicking-boy: he's prolly in luv :s
terrythetoughnut: XD
terrythetoughnut: no doubt she is drop dead gorgeous
kicking-boy: well ... think he wont stop then

at the arena...

fuzzywuzzywazza: hehe waits...
drunken-nick: what u waiting 4?
fuzzywuzzywazza: the pick-up line
fuzzywuzzywazza: you to sweep me off my feet
fuzzywuzzywazza: and carry me of into distance
drunken-nick: scroll up abit :D
fuzzywuzzywazza: doh!
fuzzywuzzywazza: i missed it xD
drunken-nick: i know another one..
drunken-nick: karcham!!
fuzzywuzzywazza: haha
fuzzywuzzywazza: see knew you would carry me away
drunken-nick: ^^
drunken-nick: i karcham u babeh
terrythetoughnut: w00t
terrythetoughnut: you love
terrythetoughnut: did you hear my sigh then nicl?
terrythetoughnut: or does it only play on my side
drunken-nick: yes only your side
terrythetoughnut: aww

unexpected company!!


kicking-boy: nick of to you room!!! you brat..
terrythetoughnut: the sigh is so cute
drunken-nick: but but but...
terrythetoughnut: haha
kicking-boy: NOW!!!
fuzzywuzzywazza: no dont go
drunken-nick: bye precious
fuzzywuzzywazza: i wuv you
kicking-boy: hope he wasnt that annoying
fuzzywuzzywazza: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
kicking-boy: kids these days...
fuzzywuzzywazza: meanie!!
fuzzywuzzywazza: i hate you
kicking-boy: O.o'
fuzzywuzzywazza: taking him away from me
fuzzywuzzywazza: so unfair
kicking-boy: but but *points at terry*
kicking-boy: she said i had to call him back
fuzzywuzzywazza: mean ole stinky terry
terrythetoughnut: suck it up biatch
kicking-boy: suck what up?
kicking-boy: XD
terrythetoughnut: nah its aussie saying
terrythetoughnut: like when the going gets tough
drunken-nick: papa??
kicking-boy: yes?
terrythetoughnut: the tough get going
drunken-nick: can i stay a bit longer plz?
kicking-boy: brb gern a drink
kicking-boy: now nick dont be bad ok
kicking-boy: watch em for me terry
fuzzywuzzywazza: he can be bad if he likes
kicking-boy: over my dead body
terrythetoughnut: this is so much fun
kicking-boy: im back
terrythetoughnut: wb
kicking-boy: he been good to her?
terrythetoughnut: yeah
kicking-boy: ok
terrythetoughnut: he was real nice
kicking-boy: or else i'd ...

now this is just the first part of the story...
what will happen with the pandas?
we'll find out later in our next episode of.. when 2 pandas meet[/i]
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 11:43 AM

Nice. Really far from what I was expecting, but still nice, I like it ^^
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 12:41 PM

View PostMittenz, on 29 June 2011 - 11:43 AM, said:

Nice. Really far from what I was expecting, but still nice, I like it ^^

What were you expecting? :P
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 02:06 PM

Some kind of a real novel, A litte less humor, just a real story :) What I've seen isn't bad, its rahter good, very nice, but it's just different, completely different from what I've expected. Still I haven't lost my interest in it. Sounds fun, easy to read (:
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